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The 17th century physician who first "discovered" the clitoris was called Columbus. |
"I heartily recommend the Gestapo to everyone." |
Given that the human body regenerates all its cells over time so that you essentially are made up of different matter, how long does it take before you can truthfully say that you never slept with an ex-lover? |
"If a stone flung by a human hand could think, it would certainly imagine that it flew because it wished to fly." Spinoza |
"If I can't change the people around me, I change the people around me." Chuck D. | "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas." Groucho Marx |
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Have you ever contemplated all the friends and lovers you missed out on meeting because they died before you were born? Well, it may interest you to know that due to the exponential increase in the earth's population, a whopping 10% of all the people who ever lived are alive today! So what are you waiting for? Get our there and mingle. |
"... picking up the obsolete name, Jewel, I'll attach it to some quaint and attractive character
and it'll start its career all over again." From F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Beautiful and Damned" |
"I calculated yesterday that if you'd read one book a day from age fourteen to age eighty-four, you'd still only read about point oh one percent of all that's available . . . . Just think of Chaucer who was a learned man, and had forty books in his library."
From Christine Brooke-Rose's "Textermination" |
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