Spoems Disclaimer

These poems represent a selection of subject headings from non-solicited emails (aka, "spam"). Hence the term "spoems." Every line has been cut-n-mixed from 100% genuine cases of spam that arrive in our inbox, since we would go crazy if nothing creative could come of such electronic harassment. However, one inevitable consequence of this is the strong language that constitutes much of these spoems, so if you are a sensitive type then perhaps you should skip this part of the site. Mind you, if like practically all web-surfers you have an email address, then you probably see this stuff all the time, so stop being so precious already, and listen to Dr. Justin Clemens of Deakin University:

"These spoems are works of genius . . . they do exactly what poetry is meant to do - speak Being as it reveals itself in a destitute time . . ."

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