Brain-Methane
(a random inventory of thoughts, citings, rip-offs, and recyclings)

If Bart Simpson was a real boy, he'd be 27 by now.

Pre-Fix Valentine's Lunch
(sign outside restaurant on Fifth Avenue)

Isn't the Martha Stewart scandal ironic, given that she has been helping women decorate their prisons for years?

Fun fact

They don't call it The New York Times here. They call it The Times.

Eminem's star-vehicle 8 Mile was featured on VH1 for Black History Month (Feb 2005)

Snatched conversations overheard on New York streets:

"Stop. Stop. . . .You gotta possess the ability to stop."
(a patient and wise father, talking to his young son)

"Mike's definitely gay, but this year he's decided to only sleep with women."

"Well . . . it was nice lame Japanese pastoral shit"

"They're all guys, they're all alone, and they're all hot . . . And now they're looking at me."
(very loud - and recently evicted - waitress on the telephone, in the Sympathy for the Kettle tea-shop, obviously responding to a question concerning the current clientele)

Blackjelly Slogans that Weren't

We aren't afraid to speak out against being outspoken.

T-Shirt of the Week

"Post-Punk's Not Dead."